How soon before Fox News starts calling Obama "arsenic based".

Millions of people cheer these scumbag athletes on, like this guy at Notre Dame, like Michael Vick, Ben Roethlisberger, Kobe Bryant. Just because they win. I remember stories about the Nebraska football team, how they were essentially criminals but everyone looked the other way because they were winning championships,…

They found the WMDs.

@xyzpdq: The complaints would be if they're patting down a woman and touched a penis.

And then someone sneezed and the whole thing came falling down.

Giada vehemently denied this on her Facebook page says she hasn't even seen him since 2007. Yes, I "like' Giada.

Actually, I have seen NY like this before: it was called "landing at LaGuardia".

@LadyTudorRose: Well, as Howard STern once said, "If it weren't for the Royal Family, would anyone care about England?"

I have been woefully disappointed in the women these Royals date (yes, even Diana, and don't get me started on Camilla), so it's with great pleasure to say that Kate is quite the looker, and worthy of the label "princess".

I get a feeling that a young Eddie Murphy wouldn't have been able to do half his stand up today.

i guess Brett Favre has no use for an iPhone.