Because I totally want to start working before I get to work.

“Gee boss, I’m sorry I was late for work today, but right as I got in the car to leave, Office decided to take 20 min to download new updates. Then I had to restart the car twice before anything would work properly. When that was done, I found out it had installed Edge and I lost all my bookmarks, so I had to look up…

or this:

Brings new meaning to ‘car crash’.

This is funny because it is true.

You can reboot the car by pressing on the gas pedal all the way for several seconds.

Parallel parking is complete. Is there anything else you need assistance with?

“I see you’re attempting to parallel park, I can assist with that!”

Certainly not the same guy that insisted it still run on windows.

Who’s the genius that said it would give them an Edge?

That’s a powerful point you make there.

They excel at doing what may seem weird, so the outlook may be for naught. Word.

This is obviously a major breach of copyright law, isn’t it? How the hell did they think this wouldn’t warrant legal action of some sort?

My daughter said "Dad, are you getting pumped for this movie?" I said "It's hard to get pumped for a movie that is coming out in six months." I think she bought it.

How about we let people do whatever the fuck they want and the consequences of how others perceive them are theirs to own?

Honestly though, I'm confused. What should I believe to not be a misogynist? Should women show cleavage and be objectified by men? Or should they show cleavage because they are free to do whatever they want with their bodies? It is misogyny when a woman uses her body in a sexual manner to attract viewers? Is it bad…

I was old enough to remember actually using it for the first time ever. I believe it was 1995 or 1996?? I got a modem installed in my PC and my first search term was "Sailor Moon" then a character from that show. This was also the day I discovered fanart and fanfics...

Person of Interest. A lot of very smart discussion about just what constitutes "life".