What about Kuuil Hand Luke?  Maybe that’s how the lightsaber got to Maz?

Yeah, but then you'd have to use icecubes. Which is inconvenient.

As someone who works in software development and has an interest in AI, calling AI improvement “bad stuff” is kind of baseless.

It’s almost like what they needed was a big, tentpole franchise movie that subverted all those old stereotypes and killed the past, both symbolically and literally, while showing that the dream of a Jedi hero coming along and single-handedly defeating all the evils in the galaxy was nothing more than an illusion...

That’s America’s ass!

I was going to make a Shadowrun joke but figure most people only know the game because of that awesome online first-person shooter. 

As a slight aside, there was a viral news story about a while back claiming that a flight had been delayed for an eternity by a haredi passenger refusing to sit next to a woman (as an extra context note, El Al is kind of infamous for packing people in so tightly that they’re sitting in each others’ laps). While there…

I really hope someone reported the giant water tarantula just a few blocks over as well. 

You’re really brushing off the level of snark in their announcement, and failing to mention how they addressed concerns about availability of their game in different countries with currencies not accepted by Epic’s storefront with a “you’re not entitled to our game” bitchy and not at all joking response (which sort of…

I haven’t, but what I have done is shove a cookie up my ass.

Everything you need to know about how dragons work can be found here.

Only if the villain is Adam Driver and he kills Indy at the end of the movie. 

The joke’s on him when he has to reflect on the horror’s he’s participated in and tries to escape with his son by flying away only to have his son perish when his wings melt and he falls into the ocean.

And I expect fans to not be pretentious twats but, hey, life is full of disappointments.

I dunno, if you had a marriage that didn’t outlast your britta filter and it was over a decade ago, I think it’s weird to have any feelings at all about the situation.

So I just wanted to add my experience with the Epic Store.

When I read the heading I thought it was going to be the sequel and I got giddy. 

Dick Gordon:
National Security Agency.

a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

DEAR GOD I LOVE TACO JOHNS!!! I can tell you where everyone of them is in certain areas of Wisconsin, and I keep telling a store manager that they need to open one by me (the closest one is 35 min away)