As a slight aside, there was a viral news story about a while back claiming that a flight had been delayed for an eternity by a haredi passenger refusing to sit next to a woman (as an extra context note, El Al is kind of infamous for packing people in so tightly that they’re sitting in each others’ laps). While there…

You’re really brushing off the level of snark in their announcement, and failing to mention how they addressed concerns about availability of their game in different countries with currencies not accepted by Epic’s storefront with a “you’re not entitled to our game” bitchy and not at all joking response (which sort of…

I haven’t, but what I have done is shove a cookie up my ass.

The joke’s on him when he has to reflect on the horror’s he’s participated in and tries to escape with his son by flying away only to have his son perish when his wings melt and he falls into the ocean.

I dunno, if you had a marriage that didn’t outlast your britta filter and it was over a decade ago, I think it’s weird to have any feelings at all about the situation.

So I just wanted to add my experience with the Epic Store.

a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

DEAR GOD I LOVE TACO JOHNS!!! I can tell you where everyone of them is in certain areas of Wisconsin, and I keep telling a store manager that they need to open one by me (the closest one is 35 min away) 

Any chain that consistently employs the most obvious stoners (80s movie style) in the world can’t be all bad. Thanks for all the double sour creams Taco John’s, I know you forgot you already put one in the bag!

I’m with you there on Taco John’s...I want to enjoy Nacho Navidad season guilt free.

I didn’t know about Jimmy John’s until now.

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

You wear a disguise to look like human guys,

I think Kellam is in the game, too.

This one and the Best Mates dance are the only ones I care about, honestly.

None Of These Are Good would also be an excellent name. 

Obvious troll is obvious...

Fox at the Hen house? That always goes well.

I demand enough historical inaccuracy to play as Oddjob!

“It was an incredible machine—one of the fastest and most ever built.”