You are 100% correct, and just like Beast Boy and Cyborg, I got your back against all the TTG haters.

Just be sure to do it in that order.

That was the first thing that came to mind for me.

Okay, fine. One tool required:

So that means that Kite Man’s true nemesis is not Batman, but a tree?

You guys are terrible at Star Trek Trivia. That is obviously Penk from that episode of Voyager where 7-of-9 was forced to be a gladiator.

Bricked?

No....

I thought it was named for our President:

Last week I, a married man, had dinner with two women at the same time, neither of which were my wife.

There is a reason that ‘Slippery Slope’ is considered to be a logical argument fallacy.

The “some one is going to want to marry a animal” argument is pointless.

That would require me to not be freaking out and screaming like a little girl. Probably not gonna happen.

I was saved by a BloodMoon just last night. I am still pretty early in the game, and have gotten distracted by just roaming the world looking for the little seed guys. Last night I stumbled into some half horse dude with a huge sword who immediately rode me down and reduced me to a single heart in seconds. I…

That isn’t really punishment... That is rehabilitation. If you want to punish him make him watch the Holiday Special and two Ewok movies.

I just got mine at a rural Walmart with no preorder. Of course this means I had to go in Walmart. Sacrifices had to be made.

Yes.... To dinner.

“No im not. Im just going to stop reading these websites along with many other people i imagine.”

Hondo = Minsc from Baldurs Gate = Chef Pisghetti from Curious George = Darkwing Duck from Darkwing Duck.

As long as you are not referring to it as a “octothorpe”. Then you would really have problems.