She probably has an alarm set for 3am for her downstairs poop timez

Trump wasn’t even there for the birth of his last child, because seeing his wife’s vagina being used as something more than a tool for his pleasure upset him too greatly. So I’m not surprised that the knowledge that women use the restroom deeply disturbs him. What a joke of a man.

It wasn’t the same dress but she decided that Amanda Seyfried’s sparkly neutral dress was “too similar” to her sparky neutral dress. So she did a lot of soul searching and decided her only option was to wear a badly made pink satin dress with pointy nipples.

I’d think the House of Dior would frown upon that idea.

Gonna look weird when they both pretend to fall at the same time.

He did quite well on celebrity jeopardy! Like, not embarrassing himself in the way that most celebrities on jeopardy! embarrass themselves. I have to believe that he is a dork .

I think it was American Hustle, but I *love* the idea of Jennifer Lawrence in Hustle and Flow, which I saw recently. My son may be a bit too well trained, because every time Terrance Howard had a scene, he said, “What’s Baby Wipes gonna do now?” :/

Every time you feel the need to post a comment, jog in place for 5 minutes instead.

I wonder how much the news stations paid the landlord?

I’m talking about Farook’s mother. They flat out doxxed the woman. But you make a point as well.

We are literally watching the 24 hour news networks’ Jumping the Shark moment.

I will wear mine until the underwire pops through, and then I pull it out of both sides and just wear it until it’s totally tattered. Really gross and weird, especially considering that I make enough money to replace my damn bras.

Bernardino, with an R. Won’t be offended if you delete this.

Poor Yolanda. Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make everyone you know go on the Master Cleanse.

HE NEVER DESERVED HER.

Yes! I loved that too.

You can’t call him vain for thinking the song is about him, if the song is really about him.

I’ve been either crying or on the verge of tears for two days now. I’m glad this woman survived to bear witness. I mourn, with all civilized society, for those who did not survive. May her words bring some measure of comfort to their loved ones, in comfortless times.

How lucky you are to have your voice be quiet. My inner anti-Gwyneth voice is loud and strident. It’s also sounds like Mario Cantone.

“He don’t eat no meat? I’ll make lamb.” Classic.