I absolutely thought this was going to turn out to be a Dove commercial.

I really wish there was one woman that was like, "Fuck yeah! Photoshop made me look awesome!" Maybe there was and they photoshopped her out for not fitting in the with sappy music.

Do Lena Dunham next!

Could we please try these experiments with people that aren't already lovely with excellent bone structure??

Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

Next article: "Are lotteries a scam? How many people really do win a million bucks in the lottery?"

The woman who made the video, Shannon McKarney, should be considered prime suspect number one for making this up. She's a "social media expert", and what better way to "build your brand" and prove you are a "viral marketing expert" who can deliver "eyeballs" than a million youtube views? She's now got a resume that…

Surely, if all of us just started, we could make it a thing, right?

She looks like a jungle gym.

Guys, the Biggest Loser is some disgusting and exploitative garbage, and there are good arguments to be made that they're promoting some really unhealthy and disturbing ideas. But let's not concern-troll this woman who we don't know, and whose health we don't know anything about.

You guys do realize she doesn't look any thinner than 95% of people on tv and movies at any given time, right? So... yeah. Are they only concerned cause she used to be fat?

"Is 28,000 a lot of people?"

For some reason I understood RHCP as "RHPS" instead, and got really excited that there was a Rocky Horror segment of the halftime show. Though how that would be less explicit I don't know.

Will Jezebel pay $10,000 for it??

I'm clearly in the minority here, and I don't know Jared whatshisname outside of being Dean on "Gilmore Girls", and I'm sure his PR people tore him a new one. But he does have a point. Honestly, PSH was an amazing actor, and he clearly had a problem. And yes, this is devastating to his family and children. But I…

She also should have opted for Cool Ranch in this dress. Match your snack dust to your outfit, girl.

"Those aren't stains, those are my characters' back-stories."—my excuse for never doing laundry again.

If you find the answer to that, you will truly have found the Snarky Grail.

Senior photo moment or geriatric back pain?