For real, all she needs is a chancleta and this would be my mom after I missed curfew.

I tried to search for Paper on the App Store and couldn't find it. But rather than running off to write a scathing blog post, I just clicked on the App Store's main page and there was Paper, the first app shown on the page and highlighted pretty prominently. It took me all of 5-10 seconds to go into App Store and…

yeah...I went there

Sorry for the quality. Did this on my phone while pooping

JLaw, so hot right now.

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

Nope, never wash them. Ever. Used up till HS, but they always seemed to ruin my jeans by making them more stiff, losing shape, or fading the dye. What's worse, is that I play basketball in new jeans to break them in. Works perfectly every time.

San Francisco (largely) doesn't believe it's a utopia. They know full well their social issues and problems. Hell, they even have a district known for violent crime called the Tenderloin. It's the rest of the country that has a view of San Fran as a self-minded utopia.

I'd say the Motel 6 I stayed in just outside of Sacramento beats the hell out of that one in the "freakiest" category. And by "freakiest" I mean "literally a dried pool of blood on the floor between the beds." But I admit that yours wins in the "coolest" category.

So, I'm the guy in blue, the naive blonde dude who now will have the best husband ever to grace planet Earth. Thanks for posting this guys, I appreciate it. He needs all the praise he can get for planning this amazing surprise. I took a year of careful planning. thanks to the DOMA repeal we will soon be living…

Given Rob Gronkowski's injury situation, Aaron Hernandez could become an even bigger factor in the offense. Hernandez also needs to keep from murdering anyone after possibly killing 2 people in 2012.

A bag from Kay Jewelers.

Can't I just get one of Hernandez's new ones?

Jeeeeezus christ... the guy just exudes arrogant, bro-ish douchebaggery from every fucking pore of his body. Damn. You would think if he lacks common sense that at least his lawyer would have coached him a little on behavior/body language in front of the judge... Also, what are all these "fioms" that Hernandez…

Funny that a black bear climbed up, as usually they're on the down low.

Good guy Sony,

Kinda reminds me of the Afterlight icon, sorta.

Stop the presses... You are telling me a redneck, named Chipper, whose twitter picture is him wearing all camouflage, sporting a weapon, said something racist. I'm in a state of utter SHOCK.

The thing about the draw system is yes it sucked, but you actually can beat the game better by mostly NOT using it. The way the mechanics are in the game, being a LOWER level, rather than the typical higher level like most FFs, is MUCH better and easier to win the game with. Once you get to understand the Junction…