like why didn’t he just NOT break his own back tho

That’s a really neat car that I spent half the video getting a clear shot of while The Dads yelled at each other

you misspelled “can’t read.”

How are you in the greys?

hilarious

very

very

Precisely. I just stand aghast at the people claiming life is so precious and then vote for policies that make it practically impossible for a large portion of the population to live with. You know, single mothers. That’s some epic level evilness and showcases just how little this really is about life. It’s pure…

And like all forced birthers, they don’t give two fucks about “the babies”, they only care about controlling womens reproduction. If life mattered, they would focus their energy on adopting the near half million children waiting for adoption. Also, they would be protesting fertility clinics with the same rabid hatred…

I was coming here to say the same thing. This is his M.O. all the way. Same set-up and all.

This from the party who thinks that yelling ‘SOCIALISM!’ and ‘CLASS WARFARE!’ is a legitimate rebuttal of anything Obama has ever proposed doing.

Mike Huckabee’s Platform:

I think it really says something about how much selfie sticks are disliked that nobody has even brought up “Erynn”.

My first thoughts upon seeing this pic too was that looks like a really uncomfortable stance and it must be really hard to take a selfie because her face looks like it's taking a great deal of concentration to get it just right.

Young millennials make me feel like a freak for not constantly photographing myself. And for giving no fucks about social media. I’m doing life wrong!

... there came a tapping at the glass
and quothe the big bear:
“WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET SOME REAL GODDAMN WEIGHT MACHINES IN HERE AND CHRIST THE SMOOTHIE BARISTA ONLY SERVES UP RAW STEAKS, WHICH, FINE, WHATEVER, BUT LORD HOW ABOUT A BANANA EVERY NOW AND THEN?”

The White House needs an occupant who values and prioritizes life.

Though he didn’t mention it in his speech, Rubio has supported three exceptions to making abortion illegal—in cases of rape, incest and if the mother’s life is at stake.

GOP debates are going to be so rad