This is childish, mean-spirited, and awesome.

Holy shit, a Madball! I was obsessed with those things as a kid.

You know who doesn’t find anything distasteful? Chris Christie.

If the other candidates want softballs, they can just go on Fox News.

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

Surprising that Bartolo Colon’s contract allows him to do this sort of thing on his off days.

look into the taint area of ur heart...and u will discover the most magical playground

Did you expect better from a man who wrote a script with the line “HEY BABY EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT?!”....and he was the fat guy in the overcoat?

The way I read it:

...god damn it.

*your

Gifs are my jam.

I want Megyn to slap them sooo bad

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

Are we sure this isn't just Nick Kroll?

This paragraph just gets more pathetic as the ages increase.

I still see minesweeper

I love that you can see the progression from browns and yellows to greens (I’m assuming this board is in date order)