Truth.

I prefer Gröpenführer

95% chance he conned his staffers into saying it looked distinguished, by asking them:

How hilarious is this going to be when the inexperienced Trump and Carson are met with the problem of housing Americans, and their solution is to just give people housing?

I plan on going full Tom Cruise in Valkyrie.

Dude. My sister just gave birth to my first nephew, and I am fucking terrified for the next 50 years of our planet.

I mean this literally, can’t just any English citizen enter the embassy and pull a fire alarm?

Seriously.

Yes, we can.

Oh, they didn’t adopt it, they created it:

I would like to propose Kellyanne for the spokeswoman/saleswoman for our alien overlords when they arrive.

Gaaawwd. At this point I hope to see the Alien mothership land on the mall on DC.

Sorry, but when you utter the words

I have been calling for this for months.

Dude I do too. But I've always been that way with hearing both sides... I'm just astonished tho. I keep expecting the GOP to ease back into reality, but they don't. They double down every fucking day. It's crazy. But I always have the most up to date conspiracy theory to argue conservatives into a corner and shine a…

You gotta know the other argument if you want to win hearts and minds.

1. The Fourteen Words is a phrase used predominantly by white nationalists. It most commonly refers to a 14-wordslogan: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.”

Apparently their big in Russia.

I can’t see the 14/88 tattoo he speaks of... It’s like something is distracting me from looking in that area. And it’s hot.

:-) I think Jezebel was the only blog I normally comment on that I’m grey on.