He may have recovered from his ego, but I'm not so sure he'll be able to recover from his choice of jacket.

Thank you! Elanor is the #1 all time greatest.

Elanor. Roosevelt.

I hate igloo Australia with a passion. Not sure why. I think it's cuz she talks Australian and then raps southern hardcore black guy. Maybe.. Just maybe.

I like these "screencap classics" posts, but there is ZERO context. It's so annoying.

Excellent reference.

Terrifyingly, the machine has hacked into R5's email and added a line about $650. Clearly the machine is trying to buy more battery power. There's no way that security deposit was lost.

God dammit, Erin. I came for the scathing "fuck the GOP" commentary. Not a wonderfully written piece about the awesome person running CPAC.

The best part of your interview was that even the host didn't get the "conservative friend" joke. What an ass.

you're so right.

he def broke his cheek bone. Jesus. The first time I saw it I thought "ha, that looks funny" after I watched it happen I looked again and thought "OH MY FUCKING GOD HIS CHEEK IS IN HIS BRAIN"

dude. You have to finish coven! It was the funnest season!

Im actually surprised he got the "cigarettes can't be bought with food stamps" thing correct. The TP's missed on that one before. But how about you try to throw up a regulation on american business' selling addictive substances to the public before you bash the public for being addicted.

YES.

Oh shit! R. Kelly style?! Peeing on an underage girl and THEN beating the shit out of his mom. Of course! Why didn't I think of that?!

"5 Times worse than ray rice"

Eh hum! Beiber. That is all I have to say about that.

So.... No story about the Des Bryant video being released tonight or tomorrow? I. Can't. Wait.

No worries, Ellie! House of Cards, FRIDAY!

When you utter the words "I agree with Mr. Trump" you've lost the argument. And also an angel gets their wings cut off with a chainsaw.