pretty much sums it up.

Jesus was a pretty awesome dissident, too bad his message got hijacked by Big Money™

Yes, Mamma June, you would never bring your child around someone like that.

This is all kinds of perfect.

Whatever, I bet Putin is a pimp. He wasn't being a dick to the Queen, he was just letting her know who wore the pants in the summer fling.

I never got past the first post.

Can't they just make these people download a tracking app or something?

That second links so sad, and then immediately back to him being an asshole. His agency should totally play up I the fact the he "stayed late to reshoot his scenes with stand-ins" not because he couldn't remember his lines, but BECAUSE HE CANT READ! That might save him some face, albeit a lie and an asshole thing to…

My mom taught me the same way. It def didn't stick. Funny tho, the last idiosyncrasies of a generation.

If he wants to keep his job he will, God dammit.

Crazy Monster Lady-2016!

It was weird, I walked into my dorm room, but it was like I hadn't been there before. When suddenly someone grabbed from behind, slammed me on the bed, and started strangling me. Unfortunately, it wasn't my girlfriend, someone was robbing me, just as I gaped for my last breath.... I woke up, I sat up quickly to gather…

We can do the "eternal sunshine" thing on you, but it'll just be two hours of Glenn Beck popping up in all your childhood memories, and comes with a whole other bag of issues in and of itself. Essentially, you'll need another eternal sunshine thingy. And then another.

The GOP can't stop calling this "a repudiation of the President and his policies" when it's really nothing more than American apathy on display. Pathetic that the republicans call this a "win."

So... Natalie is kinda... Smoking hot. I mean, her teeth are fucked up now, but... Is you single, gurl?!

I had never seen "Convicted Racist" Before. That's hardcore. I don't even think Hitler was convicted.

Original Becky can SUCK IT. Scrubs Becky is so much better. (Read: Hotter)

Even when you say "No" they scan the generic store card behind the counter AND YOU STILL GET A 2 FOOT RECIEPT. It's bull shit.

2 things:

Agree. He wants to move back to DC. They won't let him as the Redskins, so he'll change it to move... Who knows when.