Nice try.

While novelizations do generally add a little new here and there, sweeping changes are fairly rare. What’s more, it’s nearly unheard of for fans/the producers or a major motion picture to point to the novel and scream...

“See, SEE!, that makes it good now, honest!”

Based on the early rough draft shooting script doesn’t mean, written and completed years ago. Even if it did though, it’d make no difference. You can only base the movie on its own merits, not the books.

Not really. Yeah, the special effects there were bad. But using the force without training kinda runs against everything the first two prequels set up. And sure, she could’ve been training off-screen. But even if that was the case. Pulling this scene without first giving the audience some indicator that she could use…

You haven’t thought this through, have you?

The engines are cheap enough that backwater junkers have them, and that’s all you need. You can attach to derelict ships or even asteroids and direct them to their targets via autopilot. (And yes, droids can pilot ships just fine, so autopilot is a thing in this setting.)

I’m…

Sorry but, no?

The movie can only be judged on its own merits. What’s more, this kinda reeks of an effort to redeem the film after the fact, which just doesn’t work for me. I mean, if five months later Disney feels the need to put out another draft and point to that as the definitive version, it kinda speaks to a…

Ahh, this guy.

While I don’t want to be too negative, his videos on this subject seem to be entirely about, “how the visuals,” make sense. Not only does he fail to really consider the implications of anything happening on the screen, he also tends to make a lot of baseless assumptions to back up his assertions, then…

Wait, people think a Wrinkle in Time’s visuals looked good!?

There’s WAY too much CG in that film, and a ton of the designs just look overdone and well, BAD. Honestly, I see no reason why an intellectually honest person would be in any way excited by this news. Overhyped and struggling cinematic hires an overhyped and…

Okay, a few things.

Even if you ignore the fact that space isn’t a very good environment for bacteria, the chance of this car actually hitting a planet with life on it is essentially non-existent. Most of the planets and moons in our own star system have no life on them, even on a bacterial level.

Now, outside of our…

I’m more of a libertarian myself. I just wanna be left alone!

But yeah, it tends to hard to reach the collective audience that is Gawker. I try, but you know. One can only be called a sexist racist practicer of beastiality so many times before losing patience.

There was almost certainly a few black people in Bohemia during the middle ages. This period lasted for hundreds of years, after all. That said, this was a landlocked region that was much further north than France, Italy, or Greece. It wouldn’t have had ports, so people seeing darker skinned individuals there is out.…

Point of fact, no there wasn’t a sizable number of Moors in that region at that time. Wrong end of the continent, bucko! A few may have occasionally wandered into that region a few times during that several hundred year period of time, but chances are the average peasant would’ve gone their entire lives without seeing…

Yeah, it deserves a sequel. It just doesn’t deserve to be handcuffed to a sinking ship of a cinematic universe.

Fixing the font should be a fairly simple mod, all things considered. Fixing the tiling issues though, hmmm....

Don’t you mean, bringing Snoke to death?

I will never forgive DQ for getting rid of Banana Cream Pie Blizzards, ever. They went from a weekly treat to something that will only be talked about in myth and legend. My children will have to grow up in a world, bereft of the only blizzard flavor that ever really mattered. And all I can do to mourn is lament…

Just let the DCU die already!

I’m sorry, but there’s a total of ONE singular good film in the entire DCU at this point, Wonder Woman. After years of failing to make good films again and again and again, its time to let it rest.

Give the franchise a couple years to rest. Then announce a new stand-alone film about,…

No, the argument I called stupid and not worth rebutting is as follows.

“Oh well, the original was bad too and people gave that a pass.”

This is an objectively ludicrous statement. It demonstrates that you don’t understand the elements of a good story, and therefore aren’t qualified to comment. The original Star Wars,…

Who says I don’t want people to know I’m a furry? I don’t care what any of you people think one way or the other, so why hide what I like?

XD

Accusations of bestiality. So wonderfully original! XD

I’d point out that I never once said it was hard to follow, and that my complaint was that the writing was poor. But, seeing as you don’t even understand what the word sexist means, I’m sure all of that would fly right over your precious little head. XD