Did you already win 2020? Dammit.

I didn’t realize the 2k20 in the title was the expiration date.

I think you misspelled “Improves” as Ruins.

Next time Xavier should be resurrected as just a head attached to a dozen legs.

This year I got a drill motor from my parents.

He should just be grateful that he isn't getting Clayfighter. 

That’s too bad. It really is a remarkably good game. But I get it; I don’t like fighting games, and if you got me the best fighting game ever made, I’d still be unhappy with it.

In 2001 I was 11 years old. And all I wanted was a Gamecube.

Post-baby (and post-Deadspin) Jason has consistently had a zero-bullshit-tolerance policy on site and corporate matters, and I am 100% into it. He’s like me during my last holiday season after 10 years of retail, where I was doing everything short of literally pissing on my bosses’ shoes.

Something like this:

I mean, Jason if you’re just going to go out and say it.  Maybe one of us wanted to bitch about how much of a joke kinja and G/O media is. 

The holiday season when the PS2 came out and all my friends got one, our parents got us a used PS1 and a cheap DVD player. My Dad, seeing our disappointment, gave a shit eating grin and said “it’s the same thing, right???” (To be fair, I loved that PS1 and its super cheap JRPGs as a preteen with very little income)

“Tell us—if you can manage to somehow navigate the ads and actually get our comments to load.”

2001. Bubsy 3D. I will never forget making myself play it in front of my parents and pretend to have a good time.

Hide and Seek in the forest level is honestly some of the most fun I’ve had playing a game.

Hide and Seek wins 2019 Game of the Year, narrowly beating out Tag for 20,000th straight year in a row.

Not totally related but I was going through some old photos on my hard drive and came across this entry from the old TAY photoshop contests from 5 years ago.  I think this one was a winner.

Aww man, now I'm sad about Disney Infinity too. 

Are you saying we should stick to sports?