She has to pay for all those D&D hardcovers after all.

I always said if I ever got a tattoo, it would be of cat nipples all the way down my torso because that would one day give all the nursing home workers a good laugh.

That picture just makes me sad. It’s fine for Taylor Swift and Jason Derulo to embarrass themselves; they’re used to it. But what is Dame Judi doing in this pile of garbage? 

Ugh a review that went about the task in a serious manner. AV Club and I09 went about this in much funnier way. Or the NYT -

We need to talk about why Taylor Swift got CGI nipples. That’s not where cat nipples are supposed to be!

animal crossing, new leaf, obviously.

Blame it on the Goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on the Trone
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol...

.....

Huge kickball to the face to Tiger Electronics, for me. They almost made me not care about gaming in general. A stick is more fun that anything Tiger Electronics did.

Shoutout to Tiger Electronics. First video game I ever played. Started a lifelong love. I was given one by an uncle as a small child, weeks before he was killed. Amazing what a click on the internet can do to jog a trip down memory lane. Thanks!

At least we still have Planetside 2, the scale of the battles in that game is freaking bonkers.

Keep this headline. Stadia’s going to need it.

Dark Alliance? Cool, I loved those PS2 games (and the Everquest ones).

She’s got that Greta energy.

That trailer gave off some serious 2002 vibes holy shit. Like what the actual fuck. That fuckin music.

So... I get what they were trying to do with that trailer and the gopro like camera, but honestly that looked silly.

That was some intense facial capture.

Why was Robin supposed to be cancelled anyway, because he cheated on his wife and made an embarrassing record to try to win her back? If people are supposed to get cancelled for infidelity then there will be about two people left in the entertainment industry.

I truly believe the only person to be successfully “canceled” so far is Bill Cosby. That is, until he gets out of jail. 

i streamed a few of these people but it was simply out of curiosity. I kept hearing about 6x9, Melly, etc...in the news. I realized i had no idea who they were or what their music sounded like (I am old)- so i would listen to their most popular song. I wonder how many others did this and if that is what contributed to…

At the beginning of this year, Jackson’s cancellation seemed inevitable. When news broke about Leaving Neverland’s marathon of horrors, in which pedophilic grooming and sexual abuse were alleged by two men who were close to Jackson as boys, I felt put out.