Is there one that lets you become a cash-grabbing venture capitalist? I could spend years hunting those down. In game.

Vultures. All of them.

“Quick! We need something to distract fans pissed off about the Hong Kong thing! Ideas?”

“No retreat, no surrender!”

1. Glad to see Jason still works here.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Gotta agree with this sentiment. A decade or so ago, this raid wouldn’t have even happened. Hell, the government themselves would’ve been doing the counterfeiting.

They they keep cracking down on knock off everything, then Guardians of Intellectual Properties it is. Remember now, China leadership eats up positive press, and will act on it. If you constantly and overly praise them for doing something specific, they’ll keep doing it.

“pioneers in law enforcement, guardians of intellectual properties.”

I’m quite certain the article should say unlicensed toys.

He meant to say counterfeit.

It’s so weird that they mostly bury Song of the South, yet Splash Mountain remains a top-tier ride at Disney World.

I vaguely recall it leaning cartoonishly in to broad racial stereotypes but not in a malicious way. I wonder how well it would compare against those Madea movies on the scale of offensive stereotypes.  

I’ll always say that Songs reputation is a bit worse then it is. Its awkward to watch now but at the time some saw it as progressive. It did lead to the first African American actor to win an Oscar.  Its not much worse then the Dumbo crows or the Indians in Peter Pan. If the movie was available to watch it wouldn’t be…

Like a big bowl of warm oatmeal or mac and cheese. The comfort food of games. 

It is to me. 

This didn’t make the cut.

Is my horse’s pooping problems REALLY an important part of the past year?

This timeline is awesome but I think you should’ve included your horse’s bowel problems.