It sort of happened to me when I was seventeen. A male officer tried to strip search me on the side of the road in the middle of the night. He felt me up, like, hands all the way up under my bra, and when he requested me to remove my pants, I finally found my words and asked him to write his name and badge number down…

Well, at least now I know I'm not a paranoid psycho for being terrified of this exact thing happening.

And I get my imaginary girlfriend. Win win.

NOW I CAN HAVE MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND BACK

As long as the penalty is severe, great. Any Cali lawyers able to speculate on the time he's looking at here?

Apparently that is what the open and gross lewdness charge is. Keep in mind that most criminal statutes were written 100+ years ago.

Where is the sexual assault charge?

I will second this hope.

I have a lot of feelings about this whole War Machine thing but I will just summarize by saying that I hope from here on out the world is very unkind to him.

Actually, it's pretty awesome.

For the first couple of years, there really isn't a whole lot of difference between kids and dogs, except for the fact that when you leave the house, you really do have to take the kid with you, usually, and you can leave the dog at home, usually.

I am half Hungarian and feeling a glow of ethnic pride. Even though I have never been to the country.

It sounds like you're pursuing what is best in life.

Now that I would be happy to see a picture of!