Of all the puns on all the posts in the gawker media universe, this was my favourite.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

Yep. Look what happened to Mo’nique when she stood up for herself.

And also, both are relevant issues. Kerry Washington needs more and better roles with equal pay AND Jennifer Lawrence needs equal pay.

Yeah, I shared a bed enough with my sister on vacations to know that sleeping with another person can be the devil.

Susan burned him to ashes. She looks smashing and she can go like that every day to grocery store. BTW her bra is black, so...

I hope Susan Sarandon wears that outfit to Piers Morgan’s funeral.

...What the fuck.

Which is worse: white girls saying “bruh” or white boys?

Please let this be the beginning of a weeks worth of stories about beautiful English icons not dying from cancer.

maybe it would have been nominated if it was a polar bear

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:

This is goddamn fucking ridiculous. I feel like I have deja vu. We JUST ALL BITCHED AT THEM FOR THIS LAST YEAR. And yet here we are again. AGAIN.

Oh, there’s still a cross for that ass.

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Also going on my tombstone? This reply!

Carrie Fisher liked one of my kitty cosplay portraits on twitter. I may have that engraved on my tombstone.

Naya Rivera doesn’t seem so crazy for keying and egging his car now, does she?

But they were all wearing ballet flats so, while rude, it was also hauntingly elegant.