I know, it's almost a Neville Longbottom-type transformation.

This is the only type of parkour H&M activewear could handle.

Hahaha oh it's a satire, hahaha I'll feel soooo intellectually superior when watching it! Hahaha I'm definitely not still just going to watch it so I can get all moony-eyed over Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd and believe they're actually in love and it's going to happen to me.......hahahahaha ha. ha. ha.

DETECTIVE Elliot Stabler

My husband once borrowed my sunglasses and now only buys ladies. The best part? Guys complement him ALL the time on them, and he tells them them they are from the women's department. They are never sure what to think, but I hope he has inspired one or two to give it a try.

I tried to read the op ed excerpts in a Swedish Chef voice but it just made me sadder.

Sweden?

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how polite discourse on the internet is conducted. Thanks for bucking the trend, both of youz.

Because that's what this article is about? If the article were about how the U.S. is awesome, I'd have issues with that, too.

In other words, is the pope Catholic???

I'm getting a flashback to Elizabeth Hurley and that safety-pinned Versace dress.

I LOVED this dress. Simple, but with interest, flattering and age-appropriate.

She was one of my favorites too - I was sad she didn't get more love. And her attempt at flipping off the manicure cam on the red carpet made me LOL.

One of my favorite looks of the night! The earrings went so well with the whole look!

so no one's going to address the fact that sean penn is a violent and abusive person and charlize theron is beautiful, flawless and deserves way better than a man who beat madonna with a baseball bat? no? okay then. totally cute couple though *~

Director of American Hustle, David O. Russell groped his transgender niece, but was not charged due to "lack of evidence". Woody Allen is a confirmed pedophile. Not even mentioning fucking Roman Polanski. Here, let's ladle out honors and lifetime achievement awards.

I thought the same thing last night when Cate Blanchett was waxing poetic about the amazing opportunity to work with Woody Allen during the red carpet pre-show. Ew, Ms. Blanchett, the man's disgusting.

Steven R. McQueen is not just another vampire. He's way hotter than Robert Pattinson. Oh shit, I just gave myself away as a Vampire Diaries fan.

What I don't understand is how Cormac let her get away! She was so obviously his muse for things like fucking the windshields of cars!