2013 has been a year of many glorious triumphs.

She always looks like she's just coming off a bender. This is not an insult.

I haven't started, honey—and I despise poor grammar.

"Get in my mouth, delicious melodies!"

Oh, sorry. I was blinded by the word done. I've barely thought about it if it makes you feel any better.

Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.

Mindy was right. He would make a great centaur.

The ears and the beard and such makes me think that the bottom half of him would be a horse. He just has a Centaur-like look in that picture for some reason.

I will not rest until he is cast as Shadow in the American Gods series. If it ever gets made.

AGREED. I grew up with rats! They're basically little dogs — so smart and adorable. Plus, my hair is almost always knotty so it's the best home for them. (Yes, I'm aware that I'm the Perfect Woman.)

Mice are adorable for sure, but the really best pocket pets in the world are rats. Smart, friendly, clean and quiet. The only downside is their short, short lifespans...I can never have rats for pets again, the pair I got broke my heart when they died way, way too soon.

Jesus christ, she sounds like my grandfather, who had paranoid schizophrenia. Get this woman to a doctor, asap! I really hope this doesn't get the let's make fun of a weird/stupid celebrity treatment, she's obviously mentally ill. :(

This sounds like a real mental illness, not OMG GIRL LOL. I hope she gets some help.

It's like the first fifteen minutes of Up. Every since time I think "I'm going to be fine, I've seen it before, I know what happens," and I always end up like:

RUUUE! *sobs grossly*

A Christmas Carol.

I played this video and my cat started puking. Hm.

My pomeranian has a heart of ice, and gave all of 0 fucks about howling dogs!

I'm at work - if my dog had Facebook I would post this on his wall. He always howls like this at sirens etc. But he's a dog, so I can't.

I too was enormously relieved to put a name to all of those social problems that I had growing up. Looking at the remarks about Susan, you will notice how many people consider her lazy or immoral in one way or another, for her social ineptness. Yep, that was me.