"That kettle is black and I'm kinda into it!!"
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Stanley Tucci is so hot he makes me punch stuff. Ouch. Balds are always driving me crazy.
I kind of love that she was using "fucked up hillbilly" as a compliment.
Thanks Obama...
Courtney is not in the wrong.
Yah no seriously. I mean what have I ever done in my life? Picked up two jugs of milk at the same time? Eaten a whole package of Oreos? Never forgot to breathe for more than a minute? Never punched anyone in a karaoke bar? And I'm still proud of myself. LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE HUGH.
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I'll just leave this here.
He only likes tigers who are Victoria's Secret models.
Yes!! And for some reason 9 times out of 10 they do match up. Mostly the "EW."
It is like an extra little morsel of succinct commentary.
Aren't John Stamos and yogurt kind of the same thing? They are both Greek things I could eat with a spoon. Or how about: They are both Greek things I could put into my vagina. Just kidding! I wouldn't put John Stamos in my vagina.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
Wait. What? I thought we loved to jump and do cartwheels in white pants and twirl in white summer dresses.
Oh my god. What an error in judgment! Who am I, now, to be throwing shade at Laura for her poor research on Things Ladies Like?!
Looks like it's back to my diet of birth-control pills and FiberOne bars.
"...and since yogurt is the number one thing ladies like"
I get the feeling that some-not all-people (and I'm not implying that this is what Lindy is doing at all, just raising a point) are reluctant to associate any sort of serious mood issues with menstruation specifically because it implies that women cannot be trusted to make sound decisions or act rationally during that…
If i lifted 460 lbs i would make a bronze statue of me doing so and i would stare at it when i masturbate.
WOO GO JACKMAN REPRESENT!!!
Maybe try this?