Thank god for you, MoGlo.

Oh wow, I just fell in love.

AMAZING.

Dear celebrities, please stop with the open letters. Best, Wolfabeast xxx

Ah, thanks!

My friend says Henry Cavill's face just makes her sad because he'll never love her. Me, I'm not sure if I'm even sexually attracted to him. He's too beautiful. I think my libido is confused as to whether he's a viable human option for fantasy purposes. It would be like standing over Machu Picchu or a hearing a lion…

We can always talk about that. Thank you for bringing that important point to the council's attention.

Aww, Katie! You'll be missed. Congrats, and all the best to you for the future. Travel well.

Seriously, Larry.

Actually, Patrick would probably prefer "Sussudio".

I'd be the t-rex from Jurassic Park.

That is fucking disgusting. I want one.

Applause, applause!

Aaaah, thanks!

I fucking love Lindy's name-bolding gag. I love it so much. Just... so much.

It's definitely a British thing, Elton John. We can all do it. Let me demonstrate: this is an example of a car crash about to happ-

We've got whole binders full of shirtless men!

*Preens*