And now so do I.

Ok, that's the first time I've had the uncanny valleys from an actual human.

Congrats, Le Coucher d'Yvette!

I haven't been able to take that song seriously since watching the Green Wing outtakes.

That really made me laugh.

Well maybe I just really like rowing. You didn't think of that, did you?

Why do you hate British people, Nathan Fillion? Right, that's it, I'm rowing over to your house to tell you what happens in Series 2 of Sherlock.

I would do that man like a crossword.

The twist is that in the future, everyone eventually transforms into Bruce Willis. We're all infected!

Mum! What hast thou wrought?

Dear lord, it's so good. Well done, BringerofthePain!

Oh my god Brad Pitt, did my mum cut your hair too?!

I could do with the chance to go back and tell Past Me to make better decisions, but I'd probably just waste it making her guess which member of the Dawson's Creek cast gets three Oscar nominations and who Katie Holmes is going to marry. And then my time would be up and I'd be like "Nooooo, I haven't even told you…

Your puny human ties cannot contain the might of Thor!

I am an artiste.

Heh, cheers! I had you pre-hearted.

Oh my god you guys I thought of another one.

This is the opening scene from - wait for it! Are you ready? Oh, you'll never be ready - The Talk That Talk-ing Dead.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

I'm actually making a short film about an ordinary US citizen being overtaxed by the government. It might seem like a weird subject for a British leftie but it's really just a metaphor for the FLESH-EATING KILLER CHICKENS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW oh my god I can hear them breathing.