Quickly Guardians!

New Coke was actually pretty good. They actually kept selling it as "Coke" for many years after the whole debacle.

What about you, how did you react to the news that Microsoft bought Mojang? Let us know in the comments.

Sir Pinkham, I was having an absolute Monday of a Monday morning and needed a distraction. I thought, I wonder if BCO is up, that will surely perk me up. Lo and behold, THERE IT WAS, bless your ever-snarking soul.

I tried that class for a bit, it was too derivative.

God damn. In four years, I never linked to a company's style book or typeface. You fuckers better do good with this.

HUGE AND MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT!!! Don't watch if you haven't played this yet. I don't know how this didn't make it onto your list.

This, on the other hand, is perfect:

I don't really know why, but finding out that Charlie and the Waitress are married in real life made me stupidly happy.

God... They are the absolute worst. My friend's mom is an anti-vaxxer, and literally told me to my face that my Asperger's Syndrome was caused by me getting vaccinated when I was a baby.

I bought an album that had different video game theme songs, and the Battlefield theme became one of my favorites. Something about it is just really fun to listen to.

I don't mind corrections, as long as people are cool about it. But I really don't care about the first game. You ARE correct however. I just wanted to say that I don't care in a funny way. :p

of course it sucked, there was no Tatiana Maslany

Stanley was confronted by a ghost. He had seen the ghost before, time and time again. Stanley had long since lost his fear of the ghost and just wondered why he couldn't grab the keys by the front entrance and walk out of the house. Stanley stood there and pondered this for a moment and decided to reset the hallway…

Yup.

We provide the tools, the games you play are up to you!

I really like the intro to id Software's RAGE:

I don't know that it's my favorite favorite, but Borderlands had a pretty great opening that was succinct, catchy, and a good impression of what you were about to get.

I thought you were like 5 when this happened, and then you said "my wife".