That wasn't Andy Serkis? Daaaamn. I couldn't tell.

Foolish fool. We all know it's Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

God no. Not at all. Jez wanted the tipping post for Monday, so it got the Monday slot. Don't worry, BCO will be back tomorrow. Doing something unusual this week, too. :-)

It was already included in the original article though...the moment I saw this I thought...."again?"

I'm guessing Mishima , because that story is too stupid to continue.

Correct use of apostrophes enhances the beauty of the world.

Relevant.

Mine is also a Mordin moment, but of a completely different nature. My favorite moment of sheer, unexpected joy in a game.

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

My mother, about 6 months ago, asked me if my car had "seat belt pillows". It took me 10 minutes to figure out she was talking about airbags. I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard. My mother then, while trying to defend herself that it was not about old age (she's 68), told me a story about how my…

Also it would be a good lesson to the children to return something to it's rightful owner if it was wrongfully taken from him/her/them

It's probably the only other video game he's ever heard of =\

Well she/he is neither, you see, in the original Japanese version Vivian is actually a boy, this goes too for characters like Birdo and Gracie.

I would die.

Hehe

The thighs look shopped. I can tell by some of the pixels, and from seeing a number of shops in my time.

"the teacher gave each girl a dab of perfume on her wrist for doing a task correctly."