“If you’re going to build a building, you’d better know how to dig a foundation...   that you can later grift into paying for the building for you.”

Dry brush?  60 grit on a belt sander or don’t even bother. 

Dry brush?  60 grit on a belt sander or don’t even bother. 

Who do I look like? Chandler Bing?!

The only good leaf blower is a goddamn rake. Terrible emmissions, loud as hell, blasts dust all over. Terrible invention all around. 

The only good leaf blower is a goddamn rake. Terrible emmissions, loud as hell, blasts dust all over. Terrible…

Engineers are not good at dealing with customers!  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

I don’t think they were saying “Boooo-urns”

Get the fuck outta here with this. 

Get the fuck outta here with this. 

“in the beginning, and in the middle, and in the end...  And the Iraq...”

Hate the Drake.

In San Diego, it’s Over The Line (OTL).

...I have no idea what any of this is...  

There’s always next year!  Womp womp. 

That dickhead in the video is probably harnessed in tight and his dog gets nothing. Jackass. 

Quick answer: no. I’ve tried and failed. I don’t have time to break in the leather sandals anymore and switched to their hemp ones and actually love those even more.

Quick answer: no. I’ve tried and failed. I don’t have time to break in the leather sandals anymore and switched to…

Nick Saban is such a grade A dickhead for a whole host of reasons but most recently for not wanting college kids to be paid, yet how much did he make for that god awful AFLAC commercial?

Sports Yell Radio needs to die a swift death

No one tell Fox News that it’s been old enough to buy a gun for years now.

Obviously it’s an homage to the 2014 FJ. 

Love football. Exactly ZERO interest in going to a game. 

Leon’s in Milwaukee. God, I miss it. Good picture choice.