Absolutely everything he does is meant to be a distraction from something else. This has always been his plan. 

So you’re saying the iPhone cable I bought at a stand next to where I got street pad Thai for a buck in Thailand is likely not on the level?

So NOCSAE says he has NO CASE?  Open and Schutt. 

Bird of Breyvic! That ball gone!

I’m 35 and I worry about not being able.to occasionally drive my ‘71 Chevelle, but the future is electric and I'm driving my current car until I can afford a plug-in. 

If you’re doing this where you think it’s appropriate, no one is asking you to stop. Just depends on what you deem “appropriate”

Hilarious how using phones this way while driving that people think they can avoid traffic tickets for being on their phone. 

Because all FaceTime calls are between loved ones discussing important things. Not only that but in the article it explains why a call is more distracting than usual conversation. 

That’s wise information I’ve been told before but what I’m really looking for is the astronomical prep work that needs to be done in the months before the baby is due.  I’ll be reading the books and whatnot but what I love about this site is people’s experiences as to what is truly necessary and tricks to make things…

Yeah, this is a guy that deserves positive press. 

I read that as the “COWARDS will do that for him.” I think it still works. 

As someone that is about to start trying to have kids, this is fantastic. Also, one thing that would be hugely beneficial would be things that happen BEFORE the kidlets come along because that is pretty important, too. 

It looks EXACTLY like a Play-It-Again Sports, but for cars.

Not one person suggesting pre-tax loan payments similar to 401k contributions. How hard would that be?!

I’m sure some of that was offered, too. 

When the world has pre-check, no one has pre-check. 

Gold Boot? Show me a Golden Shower, THEN we can talk.

 It just goes to show you that the real winner here is, oh, no one. 

Too epic for a hungover Sunday morning. 

I have replaced them multiple times only for another's batter to die or the new one be faulty. I have since gotten very used to that light.