Make with the reaction shots already!

I wonder if he’s, like, ripped on pills or something. 

IT HUUUUUURNS!

Who the fuck is THAT bored with THAT little to do?

Don’t ever interview hecklers and give them any kind of spotlight. They deserve all the basketballs to the testicles. 

As if I needed a bigger reason to avoid the trash that Subway serves up, they also damn well knew about Jareds love of children and did n-o-t-h-i-n-g.  They deserve to rot.

I have to change mine two times a year and send even send it to Blackstone for analysis. I would bet that I only save $15-20 per change, but the biggest benefit is not having to wait in a shitty waiting room and also knowing that I have a working torque wrench.

Just a general question, but how valuable is it to show Blackstone oil analysis performed at each oil change?

That was all pretty filthy. 

Their apology should have just been a middle finger instead. This is preeeetty innocuous.

This looks like a guy that doesnt know his mouth from his asshole.

Same and agreed!

78.6 - If the puck has recently demolished a referees testicles, the goal shall be disallowed. 

I caught the joke.

Fuck Merril Hoge.

“Super Fans” are the worst.

This person clearly does NOT agree with the Kelley Blue Book value.

Are you going to pay for these stories, or are they going to continue to work for free?

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Luckily for the Party Store owner, when he got a check for 3.2 MILLION DOLLARS, he didnt have to go far for the supplies to celebrate.