I listened for about five confused minutes while some jackass went on and on about how he would pick Kobe over Jordan even though “he’s not a Kobe guy.” This station has been removed from my presets.

This doesn’t even make sense. Who is on their way to a soccer game and says “oh wait, I forgot the bananas to hurl at black people”.

Christ. Fuck the fuck off, Bill.

I know I’ll catch flack but Rachel is one hell of a catch. She’s smart and doesn’t deal with the bullshit.

Von in a van by the river?

10 inch... (Black).

Those kids are gonna get sooo laid.

His teammate looks like the bigger cock block, though

This exactly what it was called when the Cardinals did it to the Astros.

I haven't seen a slip up this bad since Cool Runnings.

Why in the hell do people keep insisting we go backwards??

“Sir, did you show the Erin Andrews video to yourself and friends?”

I know there are probably a lot of reasons not to do this, but why not set up more snow machines we have seen so many videos about recently? I know it's wasteful energy wise but it might build more snow pack.

When did Chevy Chase start doing radio?

He jay-walked.

God dammit that is frustrating.

You have a point, but maybe that's why they're only forking over cash and not outright buying.