No weed references yet? NONE??

This isn't a court of law, guy.

I'm getting a little kicks out of this whole situation.

Oh what a load of crap. The last thing we need is no rain at all. This will help and we will take what we can get.

That makes me sick to hear that's a thing.

Those boxers... I see your schwartz is as big as mine...

I'm not sure if this counts as purely fish oil pills, but my roommate moved out and left behind two bottles of the AbCuts CLA pills that contain O3 fish oil, flax seed oil and vitamin E. I started taking some because what the hell, never tried it before. I can't speak to the other benefits that may or may not be…

Mark Zuckerberg is really childish.

Wow.

Brandi Chastain just took her shirt off and started screaming at me.

That's good.

He's been shot!

Would someone please tell the bar back that he doesnt need to come in and stack the glasses anymore?

"JR! DAMMIT, JR!!"

"Rickie Weeks is a run scorer. Thats what he is. You have no concept."

"Ray Rice is not going to put blame on Janay Palmer"

This was an eye opener for me as well.

"The enemy of the enemy is my friend"

Subway still makes him wear the uniform though.

Michael Strahan challenging Knowshon for biggest tears.