You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

Wow, how blunt of her.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

Here's a 4chan classic.

Both films did involve the future of LBJ.

It's painfully obvious from this view that there was only one shooter.

The semi-final solution

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

I bet you Jeter's kids will give him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug every year, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's not even in the top 10 greatest dads.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

Qatar?

Cabrera's nut shot seemed so gratuitous. I mean, he already reached third base once.

I liked Gary Oldman, but Sofia Vergara wins as far as I'm concerned. Nothin' wrong with a dick in your mouth, Sofia. I'd love it if people could figure out that accusing someone of being slutty or performing some sort of sex act is stupid. There's just nothing shameful about any of it (as long as it's consensual, of…

Oh, great. Now he's breaking the unwritten rules of physics.

Catches foul ball...BRASS BONANZA!

I don't know why but I'm going to put this here. My attempt to make Daenerys, pretty good eh?

That bet is typical despicable de Blasio strategy, pitting the Habs against the Habs-nots.