I can't imagine what you say to people who criticize the Star Wars prequels.

That works.

I'll recommend your post; if only because you were trying for a Star Wars retort and nobody gave you one.

In an interview with Giant Bomb (spotted by Polygon), PlayStation Studios boss Shuhei Yoshida says "the biggest surprise for us all internally at Sony" was just how upset people got that the PS4 wouldn't be able to stream their own personal movies and music the way a PS3 can.

If it moves...kill it. If it doesn't move...kill it.

How about werewolves? Instead a traditional shooter, you're stalking them through the woods and being stalked by them.

"It's kind of like going back to the original Xbox," he said.

Very early last Thursday morning, the group were wandering around smashed when they came across a circus, closed down for the night. After first trying to lift a zebra - which didn't want to budge - they eventually found a llama. Who, it turns out, was down to party.

For all the problems Mass Effect 3's ending may have had, I actually liked that it eschewed the binary rigidity of the morality system that had preceded it. For once, I had a choice unrestricted by the choices I had made leading up to it. My renegade character was free to choose the more self-sacrificing option, or…

I believe you. It sounds pretty cool.

Awww...what an adorable little...

You haven't been on Kotaku very long, have you?

In fact, Monokuma is easily the most disturbing feature of the game as he has the voice of Japanese children's icon Doraemon. Imagine if you had Jim Cummings (the voice of Winnie-the-Pooh) voice a foulmouthed, murdering robotic teddy bear in his Pooh voice. Then you might start to understand how weird and…

Waking up any given day should make you want to do that.

Ah, thanks for the corroboration!

Those comics are surprisingly good.

Wow. That feed function is going to be a nightmare if you have a friend with connectivity issues signing in and out at random.

God, I love that flash series. I wish it hadn't stopped.

I forget which other cartoonist said this, but the secret to Calvin and Hobbes' success is that Waterson wrote Calvin the way children actually are rather than the tiny adults other people make.

Well, I meant the original Reddit page, but that works too.