Anime girl on the box art?

I will never update my copy of the game. Zombie Michael Jackson forever!

Hell, there's been live-action tentacle porn. It's a booming industry.

Not Shown: The thousand times he's failed getting each part of that video.

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Good lord, I don't think anyone else on Earth read Heroic Publishing stuff. o.o Well, anymore...at least not with all those Champions plot threads left hanging and the Black Enchantress turning into Mallonee's personal soapbox.

"Have you heard of commander chicken?"

Someone needs to upload a video of the Blues Brothers running down that parade. =) Staff Pick for Life.

You'd think, but the first thing just about anyone does in the marvel u is pick a name and prefer to be referred to by it. They're a little unhinged over there.

The initial always made a narcissistic kind of sense. The cords don't.

That's the spirit.

Okay. I have a solution. Stop going to Kotaku.com. That simple. And you'll never have to see another Kotaku article about Mass Effect 3 again.

I'm sure your parents have had that conversation with you regarding your video game habit.

I always wondered why he has those cords there. Is it to keep his arms from falling off?

We lurk on Kotaku. It's fair to say no one here has a life. Including you.

The problem is "nobody" is an all-encompassing word. If nuance was your goal, try a little harder next time.

JewWario needs to get that looked at.

If you want the World is Flat, try the above video. o.o

Nobody?

That seems a strong possibility.