Nobody's making you click on the article. Nobody's making you comment. Nobody is taking any quality gaming article time away as this is a guest writer.

Yeah. I can agree with that. Let's see some real games.

Good. Glad we're all in agreement it sucked. Now can someone go on Spoony's twitter and tell him to get stuffed?

That's because it's not one Mass Relay blowing up in 3. It's all of them.

That's because you're a well-rounded human being. =)

Bad pun, but WittyUserName approved.

"I can't believe she's @#$%ing Snow"?

Are they even doing that?

Is the punchline that your firstborn is 24 already?

Battlefront 3 would make my year. I have such fond memories of 1 and 2. I think I still have the demo disc for 1 around somewhere with the ability that got cut out of the main game.

Our money is dirty to them.

"Han Solo has been defeated."

Nothing like two player vs doing Galactic Conquest. I will destroy you!

Charles Babbage. He was an inventor.

Just be a passenger in a vehicle. If your partner is good, you get tons of points just by being there.

They did this last game, too.

He's just going to put a little Hayden Christensen in your Return of the Jedi.

Remind me of a Dilbert where they had celebrities at a soup kitchen and said they didn't feed the homeless for a few days so they'd be extra hungry for the photo op.

Are we also getting the option for private matches that we had in previous games aside from server rentals?

On this, there is consensus.