They're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty...

Googling "Men should" gets you "be what they seem," "come with warning labels," and (my favorite - yay Madeline Kahn!) "be like kleenex soft strong and disposable" (in two variations). #womenongoogle

@MalinaMango: Yes, when I interned in city hall years ago, the local head would come in and take my bosses out to lunch every month or so. She took herself very seriously and I got the impression that she was taking mental notes and would exact vengeance for every perceived slight. Also, that there are a lot of…

Perhaps it's because I always got mobbed by the little goblins, but I've developed the habit of reaching into the bowl myself and handing out the candy. The reason we'd ration it is because we would invariably run out, no matter how much we bought, and it's always sad when you have to hang up the "Sorry, we're all…

But I thought the whole point is to be scary and evil? Or is this just my Catholic education talking? Our principal dressed up as the Wicked Witch every Halloween... and once for Christmas, as a matter of fact.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Well... I suppose they could limit the child's field of vision which might be dangerous at night time, when they're roaming the streets for brains — I mean candy — but I cannot see that being true for school, unless there's a concern they might be run over by the AV cart or something. #halloween…

@thoughtthinker: I don't know, if I was an evil spirit stumbling back up to roam the earth for one night... I would think twice before possessing a body costumed as produce.

"Palin proved that at its root the reaction to these folksy Western politicians... who do not aspire to adopt the norms, values, politics and attitudes of the Eastern cultural elite."

Very stylish, but I'm not sure I'd be comfortable there. It's all clean lines and shiny, hard surfaces. Too stark and industrial for me, I'm afraid. #workspaces

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Almost exactly the same, except I got the one with the elevator operator and missed mouse. #judyblume

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: At least there's some sole there, though - the woman behind her is going to have very, very sore feet soon (I say from past experience). #lindsaylohan

@la vie en hypnose: Er, they did release it, though. You can get her on ebay for about $10.00 - $20.00. #loannehizoostlie

Dear Mr Roeder, et al.,

@Leucadia: I'm loving the gray pumps look... of course I've had this thing with gray shoes since I first noticed Danny Kaye's shoes matched his gray pants in White Christmas. (It's an obscure obsession, to be sure.) #2009environmentalmediaawards

That dress is fantastic. I've been addicted to Tetris, Ski Free, Snood, Free Cell, Spider Solitaire, Bejeweled, and a bunch of other games in my time, and I keep cycling back to them. It's one of the reason I don't try drugs.

Baking is good. I resort to tea most often. If I just can't shake a chill, though, then I'll take a bath - or use the old hot water bottle and blankets.Oh, and I've also used the laptop for warmth now and again. #heating

@futuremouse: I honestly cannot decipher that paragraph and I've tried four times. Holy hell, there are way too many clauses!

@rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: That makes sense on that level, I suppose. If his constituents don't actually think about it - which I suppose they wouldn't. #craigslist

Okay, maybe this is my twisted lawyerbrain at work, but if something got illegal activity out there enough where you could easily access it and make hundreds of arrests... why would you try to shut it down? #craigslist

@PilgrimSoul: I think we're going a little apples to oranges, here. For one thing, most of the truly extreme footwear in the middle ages was for men. I'm just trying to say that it seems a bit disingenuous to be attributing ridiculous footwear to Sex and the City and "fashion" and looking as far back as... 1990...…