@Wit is periodically disensouled: And for heels and platforms... (I cannot imagine walking in these!) #highheels

"Fashion has given us shoes as decorative objects, not footwear."

@GatsbysLover: Seconded. #highheels

@erinna: I'll see your "I only want him as Don Draper" and raise you a "I got the shock of my life seeing him as not-Don because suddenly he looked a lot like my father." It scares me. #jonhamm

He's freaking adorable, or at least he was for the first 1:14. After that, I don't know, because I broke my last remaining earbud. Drat. #andersoncooperjeopardy

I'll have to file this one under "get someone else to do this for me - when I am not around" because just thinking of trying to polish off rust with foil gives me goosebumps. Still... got a rusty shower curtain rail that could benefit from this treatment. #cleveruses

How I knew my doctor and I were not going to last - he gave me a one-word diagnosis and told me to google it.

@Flackette Goes Retro: One of my co-workers actually made popcorn while we were watching the video. I didn't know how to react.

Hrm, my aesthetic seems to be antique walnut or distressed black furniture with brass accents. Lots of old books and knickknacks... most of my stuff was inherited, bought for pennies at an auction or picked up off the street, which basically means I'm cheap, but still like to live with pretty things around me. I…

Confession: I've been picking up old RPG games from the circa 1994 era. I don't know what I am, honestly; I just know that I enjoy slaughtering badly-drawn orcs.

@FatLynn: YES, thank you.

@Keep it cool: Well, you took more away from it than I did, because all I got was:

@andBegorrah: My mother only chopped off the knotted parts. It looked fantastic.

I had one cat when I was growing up who we discovered LOVED wearing clothes. I made him capes and his favorite "outfit" was a ruffled collar with bell tassels that he stole off a teddy bear I got for Christmas. He pranced. He purred. He preened. He thought he was hot stuff.

Dear author of the excerpted comment, I'll have you know I can run for a cab in these, climb stairs in these and fight for a client in these. I've done two of the three in the last week, actually (don't really need cabs so much, here.)

@bananastand: I'm with you. The premise was not that original and the movie was just a social outcast's wet dream about being able to be the savior of humanity, kill people with impunity and bag the hot chick. That actually scared me considering the school shootings that were going on at the time.

I hate Office Space. I can't sit through more than one Sondheim song at a time without developing the urge to murder someone in a brutal and grotesque way. (Also, I've never been able to get past the first chapter of Wuthering Heights. I didn't finish Little Women, either.)

@alaskanbrownbear: That was exactly what I was hoping it'd do.

Motion to award Chris Rock the title of honorary Jezebel.

Jesus. He seems sad, beaten-down and almost as if he's lying about a third of what he's saying (esp. the first clip - he looks away a lot). Who the hell would want to be like him?