Be well, lady. Our thoughts and wishes are with you.

@green_ipod: So she should've responded with "I am rubber and you are glue?" ;)

@gobblegirl: Er, if I had to guess who the illustrious Doctor was trying to insult with that line, it would actually be heavier people again. Lighten up = lose some weight. Which would mean that what she phrased as an apology on the surface (if a truly terrible one) was actually a reiteration of her original insult.…

Wait, wait, what!? You guys get to go? Bring me back a musician, please!

@LaComtesse: I've asked myself this question a lot, and haven't really come up with a great answer yet.

@SarahMC: A lot of my male friends also went to single-sex schools, and to be honest, I haven't noticed that in any of them (although perhaps that's why they're my friends). If anything, they're respectful and rather easy to bully. Not that I'd do that sort of thing.

Early-stages of flesh melting off your face from the first Indiana Jones movie face?

@ all, particularly McNugget911_GitEmSteveDave:

I confess - I have this great crock pot that I never use... because I'm too afraid to leave it unattended while I'm at work.

"Helpmate" makes one sound like a snazzy new appliance.

Well, I can't make too much fun of him, considering I'm still sleeping on my little brother's single mattress that he got when he was a toddler or thereabouts...

Wow, she is impressively coordinated. Did she match the magazine to the hat or the hat to the magazine?

Wait, she got a haircut? I honestly didn't notice.

@goldengirl11 (is way too earnest): I was going to post that link if no one else had.

@happymisanthrope: The first time I heard that joke, I was in church school and the new priest came in to introduce himself to us and told it to us.

Look, I strongly dislike Justice Scalia on a personal and a professional level, and when I tell people that his writing reminds me of Paul the Apostle, that is not a compliment to either man.

I used to devour books when I was a kid, but I'd read the damn things, not eat them!

@Eeva: I like what I can see of her shoes, too.

@PrairieGirl: When she starts napping through the press conferences, I'd be more concerned. Before them doesn't really interfere with her ability to do her job.

Welcome H-T-G!