@SarahMC: So am I to assume (if you're American) that you left America when George Bush was elected or that you agree 100% with everything your government does? Because that's the problem with the hypocrisy line, isn't it?

"Intelligent women know that legs shouldn't be exposed if you want to be taken seriously because men never expose their legs"

She looks happy. Good for her.

I gave my friend this gorgeous streaky green glass bowl for her wedding present.

@ericesque: Alas, I just know it as an abandoned insane asylum that they're talking about turning into a hotel.

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: AN-I-MAL!

Congrats, guys!

@Wit: How about "cook dinner at home" as well? Maybe even cook together?

@namforellik: No, it does, actually. It's nice to relax and enjoy a shared pastime/hobby.

I wouldn't (personally) recommend the cards that entitle the other person to some thing - I've never seen anyone actually appreciate them. It always screams "cheap gift with little thought involved" to me. —Unless you can demonstrate that a lot of thought actually went into it. Then everything changes.

I can't get over the impression that he's attempting to button his suit through his tie. That's just not gonna work.

oh, that's adorable.

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: That. Is. Fantastic.

@Rock2575: Me too ;)

Grace indeed. Good lord, she's gorgeous.

@dearheart: truly terrifying, thanks! (I was thinking cartoon, like bun-bun or bunny, or Monty Python, but that's cool, too... man, there are a lot of homicidal bunnies out there!)

@lindsaylouhan: It was the best of noms; it was the worst of noms. Urgghk got to slurp out brainzzzz from the ones who killed by big shiny knife. Sometimes they came on sticks. Rekks only got to gnaw on bodies for marrow. Feet were nice and chewy, though. Rekks think Urgghk got better end of bargain. Him learn…

How could you go wrong mixing zombies and Jane Austin? Really, you only need add bacon and homicidal bunnies to achieve Nirvana.

@LaComtesse: @emilyanne: I'm friending you both over this. I am overjoyed (o'erjoyed?) by the amount of fairy literature nerddom here. It makes my heart happy.

@LaComtesse: Excellent point. (Particularly the grafted ones.) Also, don't follow white animals or join strange people having parties.