sometimes it takes a child to raise a village.

There's a simple gender-neutral solution; the person who proposed the date pays.

Ugh, this is such a minefield. I've gotten into arguments (not fights, but "strong disagreements") with brand new dates at restaurants because I insisted on paying, even just for myself. Guys have tried to sneak the card to the waiter while I'm in the bathroom. And apparently me paying for myself sends a signal to the…

I always thought all men were real men, unless they're robots or something.

I think the real problem with Chivalry is that it should go both ways! In which case I guess it would have to be called something else. Like Basic Human Decency.

It's very hard to explain to people that a position on a pedestal can be just as dehumanizing as a position on the floor.
Eye level people, eye level.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Benevolent sexism is the most dangerous because it's so goddamn comforting. Kate Millet: Chivalary is a technique used to disguise women's submissive social position. One must acknowledge that the chivalrous stance is a game the master group plays in elevating its subject to…

I'm a man who's rather feminist leaning, and I could care less what my future wife decides to do with her last name; if she wants to keep hers, adopt mine, hyphenate the two, or just change her name to Zorblox the Destroyer, I'm pretty indifferent.

I want to say something, but I am afraid it will come across wrong. Ugh here:

She really needs to check her bowel privilege. We's acting like she was achieved regularity, but really she was probably just born regular.

Charo, gurl cool it...there could be a great role in your future on Modern Family as Gloria's aunt

The word's actually the same in Spanish, there's just a different emphasis on the first couple of vowels, so it probably wouldn't sound very comical.

So, when Charo has the trots, she's Sophia Vergara?

It's more like an existential statement—We are all Charo with diarrhea.

What a fabulous insult: You are Charo with diarrhea!

This is so ... confusing. Isn't Charo with diarrhea Charo with diarrhea? Or is this Charo's way of telling us she has perfect bowels and Vergara only wishes she had it like that? Ugh. I hate bowel arrogance.

I'm actually impressed that male models manage that whole "masculine while wearing the froofiest shit we can come up with" shtick. Good for them.

This expression says it all.

"If the Times had asked this question about whether it's possible for women to "dress too young," everyone with half a brain and an MacBook would have rolled their eyes and dismissed it as regressive crap so out of the realm of acceptable that it's not even worth addressing. But now that we're talking about men, it's…