Meh, as a Russian girl currently living in Brooklyn and surrounded by Hannah Horvath types, I'm not really that offended because I find myself thinking the same things all the time: "My parents left the Ural Mountains so that I could sit in this coffee shop and listen to rich girls whine about how they ran into their…

I love "Girls" without shame and I almost loved this more. <3

Yes, because the answer to every problem is to simply not talk about it.

I'm a pierced, tattooed, loud/argumentative/sarcastic, I've been with black men in a sexy-time way, I used to be a go-go dancer which is PRACTICALLY a stripper except I got paid less, I love to dress slutty, and I'm friends with almost every person that I've ever dated, which has been a lot.

I will prove to him and the rest of the world I can make the 300 sandwiches.

He's COMMITTING to her. Jeeze, you silly femi-washed lady brain, don't you know that men don't want anything except sex from us females and that they're always doing us a favor by being in a relationship with us and not fucking all the 22 year olds????

Kevin.

In my house it's exactly like that but I tell LoniManderson that true love is just 300 bottles of Vodka away. He keeps rambling on about how if that's true then I must have reached some ecstatic, joyous higher plane of Nirvana-like love, but I don't really understand ever what he is talking about because I'm usually…

I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt - like maybe he just wasn't attracted to black women, but silly me! Dude doesn't know what it means to be racist, because he is definitely a fucking racist.

Anybody wanna tell him that the Moors conquered Spain back in the day?

He skips right over the "SELFISH SEEKING SAME" part of the personals.

Then he continued, "I've never actually Had Sex with a living human woman, but if I do, I'd like my fears from sixth grade recess to not be realized."

I think we should give awards to the girl who has the most qualities this guy despises.

I prefer a woman that has never had children...sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was!

I'm black, chubby, and I wear my glasses everyday. I also have 3 tattoos with plans for more tattoos and piercings. I love to bet on sports and I'm a total exhibitionist. I've had a lot of threesomes with an ex that I'm still incredible friends with. I love all these things about myself.

I've never been so happy to be fat.

We, fatties, are also out. :)

Black women: This is one less dumbass man we have to deal with! He's doing us a HUGE favor! *victory dance*

But would you "buy" him the way you "drive" a car? What if "you" are just "argumentative" which we know is unattractive in women? Maybe your "parents" haven't explained to "you" how a 99% top-quality "man" operates. He's just on "a" different "plane" from us pleebs.

Huh. I was wondering why there seemed to be a shortage of quotation marks lately.