The Sox need to acquire at least two serviceable starters to be anything resembling a very good team next season.

Keep in bigot, and my headline also works!

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

Maybe instead of the Baseball Hall of Fame they should give Schilling a plaque at the Creation Museum in Kentucky.

Every other NFL player is more unlikeable than Rob "Yo Soy Fiesta" Gronkowski. If you disagree, you are a miserable human being with no inner sense of joy and wonder.

Ben Roethlisberger

I'd be way more scared of Michelle

Girls like that are rarely fun naked, either, beyond looking at them for a few seconds.

I don't speak a word of Portuguese, and even I was uncomfortable.

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

Hopefully, there won't be one fucking "the right way" comment, and I'm not even a Cards fan. Be decent human beings. So much potential gone at such a young age. Condolences to his family and friends.

Yea, I failed it though.

You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

I was tricked into watching an entire highlight of hockey thinking there would be a great highlight of the hoodie throw. Bamboozled by BIG Hockey yet again. When will basketball be back...

Good write-up. The only money-spending issue they had this year was Coletti giving $20 million to former closer reclamation projects in Wilson and Perez instead of proven middle relief specialists and that bit my Blue Crew in the ass big time this year. But yeah, it's not like the Dodgers go full Steinbrenner…

I think the bigger point is that the Dodgers have a large payroll, but didn't spend it on middle relief which killed them. That's not a spending issue, that's a GM issue.

Maybe it's because the Cardinals' fans NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

Ned Colletti needs to go, Mattingly needs to go.