Steven Adams wants to show you his model trains.

From what I've heard about PED side effects, I'm guessing his penis is pretty goddamn far from being a foot.

Aidy Bryant had the best impression in that sketch.

I actually find this pretty damn funny. Especially considering that Ray Lewis' initial reaction to the Adrian Peterson debacle was to say that Adrian's child "can't go to school regular no more."

solid Ray Lewis impersonation though

He is on the Browns. He is literally a professional at that.

What about the dude that got turded on in the end though..

Hey, look at that: Jay Mariotti got his name mentioned on the Internet. That's one week in a row! Good going, Jay!

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Ferry: Magic, would you take a message to the rest of the blacks?

Ferry later tweeted that Magic is a pretty nice guy for someone with a little AIDS in him.

Jeter: Hey, kid, catch.

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

I'll write next May's headline for you guys now: "White Sox Pitcher Chris Sale Suffers Injury to Throwing Elbow, Will Need Tommy John"

I've got this one: when someone gets a hit.

There's a photo floating around of the rumored NFL employee who saw the video weeks ago:

Oh look: another fat, white right-wing Wingnut asshole saying something totally indefensible and assholish.

You misspelled wrong.