... i want to be you when i grow up

Your Wednesday was so much better than my Wednesday. And TV outside? Living the dream, my friend. That is the dream.

Ha, I locked myself outside my apartment last weekend. I would love to see the tabloidy headline from that if I were famous:

I am following you because you sound like fun. Wednesday mug wine could be a song EVEN MOAR catchier than Joe Jonas cake on the ocean whatever.

I’m jealous I can’t go outside and drink. And I hate that I quit smoking 17 days ago because I really really miss it.

A gold mug is only stupid if you can’t afford it!

I know... I know... it’s for Beer. And yeah it costs over a grand but fuck it... you only live once right?

All your mug are belong to us now. Accept it. You’ll have to drink you’re wine out of a wine glass like a savage from now on.

Winterwindz, you’re posting all about your mug on the internet. I’m going to have to snatch that.

The ‘trusted source’ is your cat.

Showing a ring online doesn’t mean you are asking to get robbed anymore than showing skin online means your asking to get raped.

I’m so jealous, I think my neighbor’s hate me because of the smoking. I’ve got my wine and jezebel but I feel like I can’t smoke in the yard if they are outside. Which they are with their damn kids. Jerks.

This is not Kim’s fault. 

This. People are so hateful and misogynistic towards Kim. It’s truly vile. It’s not like these robbers don’t know other celebs have jewelry and nice things. And it’s not like what they did is somehow ok in any way whatsoever. This is horrifying. I hope she finds peace and goes back to living her life however she wants.

I would let friends and family stay free, and get a good hotel manager to rent out the rest. It might not be a hotel. It might be apartments. But regardless, it would have to have extremely solid construction.

Are you me? Because that is exactly what I do in my free time. Add a zombie novel on my tablet and we are twinsies.

I always say I want to be wealthy but I have no interest in being famous.

“Now smoking cigarettes? Here’s a zoom-in on her YELLOW teeth. Will she still look good for her upcoming role as Jackie O??”

No kidding, acting sounds like it would be enjoyable, but nothing about fame sounds appealing.

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”