You would be drinking better wine out of the same mug while smoking a cigarette and watching an even bigger tv outside.

Is she saying her kareer is over?

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

I think it was just a joke.

If you never have anything good to say about anybody, then come talk to me because you and I are going to have a fun time together.

Solange is one of my biggest inspirations as a person.

Gina Rodriguez is that social media friend who won’t stop gushing about her “King”, then 3 months later cross posts a cryptic message from Instagram like

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

I know Britney has had her trials and tribulations and I wouldn’t want to go through any of what she’s been through, but just once in my life I would like to experience what it’s like to be that attractive. To be able to look in a mirror and think “Lookin’ good!” instead of “Good lord, man, you belong in a bell tower.”

This is what happens when you don’t arm faculty and children with guns.

I used to think that, too! But then I watch her documentary “Part of Me” and was forever changed. She is a phenomenon.

Especially when it comes to disputes over land.

Jennifer Aniston is half Greek. (Look for pictures of her with her original nose.) Being half Greek myself, I am well aware of the astonishing durability of grudges in that particular culture. (I believe this to be a common feature of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cultures, but Greeks really elevate it to an art…

Y’all need gun control. This is uncomfortably close to my side of the border. We haven’t had a major firearm incident in a really, really long time. Having a nationalized system of background checks and licensing standards makes a huge difference, and it doesn’t interfere with law abiding Canadians’ ability to buy…

It is only political if you want gun control, if the NRA pops up and yells about how more guns would have stopped this it isn’t political at all.

they’ve already convinced themselves that banning guns is not the answer no matter how many people are shot.

Yeah, my first thought is now, “you guys know this doesn’t happen in any other comparable country, right??” But, I don’t think many do.