Winterwindz
Winterwindz
Winterwindz

You may! Thank you!

Bahahaha I just spent 10 min (after reading your comment) trying to find the Krusty the Clown gif of him saying exactly that.

Seriously, guys. Watch just like, TWO eps of Buffy and you’ll see why this is bad.

oh christ, I didn’t know that...

I’m so sorry! but i dont want to be alone in witnessing that! my eyes are bleeding

okay what do those mean because I am always in the market for more german swears

Exactly! I dont give a fuck if he’s gay or straight or gay with a straight marriage. Why do we care????

Alrighty. Cracking my knuckles at the computer, poured myself a glass of rose (SO I’M A WHITE GIRL, okay!?!) and lit a cigarette. Let’s go.

Oh THAT’S a good one. I like it

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

Oh I’ve got a million for you. I’ve always thought that us Jezzies should start a book club and many of us love crime so....

Omg I’m the worst. I never thought you would know!!!!! Damnit. ugh. I’ll get my lawyers together.

Have you heard of it?? I’m happy about that! It’s great. Mom was a crime journo for years and years (I followed in her footsteps, I’m happy to say!) and she got a lot of flak for being a blonde woman when people thought female journos were idiots. She’s a tough cookie and her books reflect that, I think.

Omg I just commented this and then scrolled down and saw your post. Great minds...

Also wasn’t that podcast done by someone who knew him for just a year? A real bummer, honestly. Leave Richard Simmons alone!

Aw that’s awesome! He’s such a great guy. And good for your grandmother!

To what? The books?

Richard Simmons is the sweetest guy. My mother is the author of a bunch of beach-read/comedy crime books. They sell well and she has great fan base but she never thought that a celebrity was reading them.

Oof. You’re right. That’s scarier