Winterwindz
Winterwindz
Winterwindz

Oh totally. I was thinking of it more as like “dog pulls off face because screw Eric Trump and runs home and has a nice long life with his family”

Omg I would get cable back just for that.

They’re like Disney villains.

My mom always told me “you’ll never need another mascara.” Not that the pink and green Maybelline mascara is the best mascara in the world. Just that it is affordable and it does its job well. It’s a staple.

This is exactly what I’m looking for. I only knew a little bit about it and wanted to see what you guys knew. Thank you!

Tig’s is better. But I know Louis heads up Baskets so if he did have a say on the sketch (we don’t know, really) I would expect it came partly from that.

Tbh I’m amazed we’re not all dead yet

Thank you, Jessie. Really over the whole “let’s ban knives then, too!!!” comments.

Hahah she seems to have deleted all of her online profiles. Guess someone couldn’t deal with people being angry about her raging racism!

*rolls eyes forever*

Every time I see your username I crack up!!!

Hi all. I’ve got a bottle of rum. Feel free to come over and cry into it with me! :)

Hey congrats on your first trial!!!

Okay to be fair, I’ve always wanted to do that but don’t know how. Do you have to buy those tips for the bottom of the heel? or do you take them in somewhere?

Oh ugh no. I just like to dress up a little when I’m in court versus when I’m just in the office all day. I like heels.

Goddamnit. I wear out every pair of heels I go through within months and I only wear heels (in court all day) so I pretty much buy exclusively at payless.

That was a glorious, rich chunk of sarcasm - the sarcasm equivalent of a flour-less chocolate torte. Thank you.

Oh boy. You compared LGBT relationships to running a stop sign. not sure there’s too much hope for you, buddy but here goes:

Also “I disagree with your existence but I still have a GOOD HEART!!!!”