When my ex went through a bitter break up he called me and tearfully said that he felt like he was living in The Truman Show and that he was Jim Carey and I was the cute brunette girl he always wanted to be with but couldn’t.

He’s made the bar SO low that he gets praise for this crap????

That is an incredibly good point. Do you think to classify the whole movie as a work of satire helps or diminishes its meaning? I’m actually curious. I can’t quite figure it out

Like here’s the thing. White people in this country Have Not Been Oppressed For Their Race  (felt a need to capitalize that). So “racism against white people” is not a thing.

Oh crap now I had to stop everything and watch this episode.

“Boyshole!!”

Between this and Side to Side i feel like Ariana Grande is probably having KICKASS sex lately. V. Proud. Go girl

Oh god are you serious? That was meant to be sarcasm because I kept seeing that on twitter.

“But, but but I didn’t make slavery or racism happen!!! You can’t blame me for that!!!” - So many white people after seeing this movie

I completely agree. On another note, someone told me the whole movie was satire, which I don’t totally agree with. It was satire in some fantastic parts, but to say the whole thing was satire I think discredits what Jordan Peele was trying to do.

Holy fuck this movie was good. My boyfriend and I sat in shock for 2 hours after going, both unable to really talk about what we’d just seen.

Right?!?! Thank you!

Ugh next please address this “feminist” writer who recently gave us these moronic tweets:

bahahaha I was wine drunk while I wrote this!

Who needs a Saturday night social right now?

Ugh I have never needed a saturday night social more. I’m getting married in 6 mo and nothing is prepared. My fiance’s plans for travel this year have been compromised. I hate my job. I am studying for the LSAT and I need advice.

Ugh I have never needed a saturday night social more. I’m getting married in 6 mo and nothing is prepared. My…

Me, with a glass of wine, scrolling through Jez and landing on this story: “fuck yea let’s get into it. Maybe they both have a hard story to tell.”

Yea. I’ll stick to rererewatching The Simpsons seasons 2-12

Jeeze. Defensive. I grew up in Vermont and I rarely had service. Not too keen to give out where my family lives to a stranger on the internet but you can bet I’m not bashing my home state....