Damnit, Jan(et)! Now I have to go find that one :)

I was talking about the version of the story where she’s in the Adirondacks, which - before this - was the only version I’d heard.

That one is fucking terrifying. Still scares me and I first heard it 20 years ago.

Okay but I say that unicorns have blue horns, not purple!!!

I dunno.... remote and in the woods? He could have realized there was no signal or he could have heard her talking and picked up the other phone, which would make a clicking noise that the 911 operator would hear.

Ok it is TOTALLY possible that the girl was using a landline. There’s no service in many parts of new england (and presumably other remote areas). Every time I visit my parents in VT I just let my cell phone die. I never use it up there.

Sometimes I watch this Investigation Discovery show called “Evil Lives Here” or something about families who grow up with a psychopath brother/dad/uncle etc.

I like when I get to read a juicy story in which I hate both parties involved (uber and the french dude). I don’t have to feel bad for laughing!

Like... cannibalism? Or oral sex? Either way, brie DOES make everything taste better!

You’re a better version of that twitter account that predicts everything (but is probably fake).

He’s so stupid. He’s so fucking stupid and corrupt and evil.

I was there at 23 too. Now, in my late twenties, I am actually engaged and in a solid place.

Yea. Wow. After reading those emails I can definitely tell he’s a “traditionalist”

I once said “oh Jesus, obviously Hillary Clinton is going to win. We all know it.”

FAKE NEWS!!! The actor was NOT wearing a scream mask. He was wearing a skull mask. The media is so FAKE!!!! LIES!!! Sad!

This was a pic taken in front of my hometown bar 2 days ago. You’re absolutely right (don’t leak the secret that we all drive moose to work!!!)

Holy shit!

1) Lady Grey I’ve seen you on this site before and you have good comments

So I’m from Vermont where the first mode of transportation is a car and the second is ATV or snowmobile (yes, the 4th is skis, for all of you who were thinking it)

Every time I make this argument I feel like I’m screaming into the void