If you’re complaining about filthy rich people living in fancy houses/apartments complaining about more housing ruining their views, or the “rif-raf” moving in, I’m with you. But if you’re just suggesting that a free for all release on construction requirements is going to fix everything that’s a joke.

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

I almost get it, but the beauty is ruined because there are so many people there. I visit Southern California once a year and the scenery is great, but there are houses and people everywhere and it takes forever to get anywhere.  

A great, smart, strong leader.

What tons of people say they want:

Well, I’m fairness, that wasn’t the dumbest tweet of the day. Hmm, I wonder what was...

why do we get 2019 Brad Pitt and 1986 Tom Cruise?   Unfair!   I demand 1994 Pitt!

I felt the same way about GoT, but fans of Stranger Things (myself included) have been waiting almost two years for this.

I don’t see a sticker on your Volvo so I’m calling you a liar.

Let’s not forget Wayne Goss. The OG sensible beauty guru. 

Clearly,  you have never spent an evening sitting on pearl encrusted netting- not that comfortable. 

Thank you, Jeremy

Everyone’s an armchair assassin.

Thank God for movies because otherwise we'd have no idea that rape was ever a problem.

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Personally, I like that they’re not faking Russian accents, since it usually comes across as cartoonist. I suppose Russian actors would have been a good idea, but, then you have to find enough that can speak English well enough to really pull off all the parts.

You’ll notice that there’s actually not a huge variety of cars, compared to what we’re used to in the West.

Until and unless someone’s arm literally detaches during the throw, 50 Cent’s first pitch to Mars via the Queensboro Bridge will forever be the worst.